115 Lies, Deceits and Scandals by Boris and his Tories.

Not A Good Start, Boris

As A Journalist

1. Boris Johnson fabricated a quote from his own godfather
2. Boris Johnson was sacked for lying about an affair
3. Boris Johnson was involved in a plot to attack a reporter
4. Boris Johnson was accused of sexual harrassment by multiple women
5. Boris Johnson accused Liverpool of wallowing in "victim status" over the murder of Ken Bigley and the Hillsborough disaster
6. Boris Johnson said "bunch of black kids" made him "turn a hair"
7. Boris Johnson said the children of single mothers were "ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate"
8. Boris Johnson said blue-collar British men were "likely to be drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless and hopeless, and perhaps claiming to suffer from low self-esteem brought on by unemployment"

Brexit and the EU

9. Boris Johnson lied about the EU having a "banana police force"
10. Boris Johnson lied about condoms, prawn cocktail crisps, balloons, teabags and many other "Euromyths"
11. Boris Johnson claimed the EU said we "can't dip our bread in olive oil in restaurants"
12. Boris Johnson lied about the popularity of a "no deal" Brexit
13. Boris Johnson lied about the UK being forced to bail out Eurozone countries
14. Boris Johnson lied about the EU stopping the UK from making lorries safer
15. Boris Johnson lied about EU regulations affecting Crossrail
16. Boris Johnson lied about our EU budget contributions
17. Boris Johnson lied about Brexit being able to solve the housing crisis
18. Boris Johnson lied about Turkey being about to join the EU
19. Boris Johnson compared the EU to Napoleon and Hitler
20. The Tories claimed that 5 new states, including Turkey, will join the EU by 2020
21. Boris Johnson lied about the EU forcing fish to be delivered with an ice pillow
22. Boris Johnson compared the EU to the Nazis
23. Boris Johnson lied about the EU stopping us from having free ports
24. The Tories claimed there would be "no downside to Brexit, only a considerable upside"
25. Boris Johnson lied about mentioning Turkey during the campaign
26. Boris Johnson claimed there "will be no change to the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic"
27. The Tories claimed we "will have access to the Single Market after we vote leave"
28. Boris Johnson claimed we'd still have single market access after we leave the EU
29. The Tories claimed "if you vote 'remain' you'll be paying for euro bailouts"

Sexism, Racism and Homophobia

30. Boris Johnson said that "Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts"
31. Boris Johnson compared gay marriage to bestiality
32. Boris Johnson wrote about "tank-topped bumboys"
33. Boris Johnson wrote about "watermelon smiles"
34. Boris Johnson wrote about "flag-waving piccaninnies"
35. Boris Johnson blamed Africa's problems on the fact "that we are not in charge any more"
36. Boris Johnson compared Muslim women to "letterboxes" and "bank robbers"
37. Boris Johnson said Malaysian women go to university "to find men to marry"
38. Boris Johnson lied about racist Tories being "out first bounce"

Mayor Boris

39. Boris Johnson wasted millions on a vanity project
40. Boris Johnson wasted millions on unusable water cannons
41. Boris Johnson hid his relationship with Jennifer Arcuri
42. Boris Johnson promised to erase rough sleeping in London ... it went up
43. Boris Johnson lied about improving cyclist safety
44. Boris Johnson lied about affordable housing
45. Boris Johnson lied about murders in London
46. Boris Johnson promised not to close London Underground ticket offices ... and then closed all of them
47. Boris Johnson lied about reducing taxes in London
48. Boris Johnson defended Rupert Murdoch during the phone hacking scandal
49. Boris Johnson lied about how many knives had been taken off the streets of London
50. Boris Johnson lied about his bike
51. Boris Johnson hid evidence of meetings with News International executives
52. Boris Johnson is alleged to have said "fuck the families" about the families of the 7/7 victims

Boris In Power

53. Boris Johnson further endangered Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe
54. Boris Johnson said May's deal was "vassal state stuff" and "utterly unacceptable to anyone who believes in democracy" ... and then voted for it
55. Boris Johnson broke the Ministerial code
56. Boris Johnson lied about grammar schools improving achievement in surrounding schools
57. Boris Johnson had a bust-up with Carrie Symonds, to which the police were called
58. Boris Johnson hid from questions about a staged photo
59. Boris Johnson joked about dead bodies in Libya
60. Boris Johnson said a Queen's speech was a necessity ... then abused the process
61. Boris Johnson said that money spent on child abuse investigations was being "spaffed up the wall" ... and then lied about saying it
62. Boris Johnson lied about there being no press in a hospital ... in front of press
63. Boris Johnson sacked 21 of his own MPs
64. Boris Johnson called the French "turds" who "shafted Britain"
65. Boris Johnson unlawfully prorogued Parliament in order to block it from performing its duty
66. Boris Johnson lied to the DUP about putting a border in the Irish sea
67. Boris Johnson reneged on his promise of a tax cut for higher earners if made Tory party leader
68. Boris Johnson played games with the lives of millions
69. Boris Johnson lied about the Tories not doing deals with other parties
70. Boris Johnson lied about Theresa May's EU withdrawal bill
71. Boris Johnson lied about Canterbury getting a new hospital
72. Boris Johnson lied about Article 24 of the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT)
73. Boris Johnson lied in Parliament about using the words "surrender" and "betrayal"
74. Boris Johnson lied about commercial nuclear fusion
75. Boris Johnson wasted tens of millions on Brexit propaganda
76. Boris Johnson said "fuck business"
77. Boris Johnson promised to investigate Islamophoia in the Tory party ... then reneged on that promise
78. Boris Johnson wasted police time for political reasons
79. Boris Johnson lied and said he'd lie in front of a bulldozer to stop a third runway being built at Heathrow
80. Boris Johnson told pork pies about pork pies
81. Boris Johnson lied about there being a "million to one chance" of no deal
82. The Tories lied about Yellowhammer
83. Boris Johnson lied about the cost of an extension to Article 50
84. Boris Johnson lied and said he'd "rather be dead in a ditch" than agree a Brexit extension
85. Boris Johnson promised Britain would leave the EU on 31st October

Election 2019

86. Boris Johnson lied about not wanting an election
87. Boris Johnson hid a report on Russian election interference
88. The Tories doctored a video of Sir Keir Starmer
89. Boris Johnson lied about "40 new hospitals"
90. Boris Johnson lied about Labour offering a Scottish independence referendum in 2020
91. Boris Johnson lied about "20,000 new police"
92. The Tories lied about Universal Credit
93. The Tories lied about banning fracking
94. Boris Johnson lied about Parliament blocking Brexit
95. The Tories own forecasts suggest Boris Johnson's Brexit deal would reduce GDP growth by 6.7% by 2034
96. The Tories criticised Labour's manifesto spending, while refusing to reveal the costings for their own manifesto
97. Boris Johnson lied and claimed John McDonnell called for exchange controls
98. Boris Johnson claimed shelving plans to cut corporation tax would save billions after claiming cuts to corporation tax always increased tax revenue
99. The Tories lied about the sentencing of child killers
100. The Tories lied and pretended to be an independent factchecking service
101. The Tories doctored a video of Jess Phillips
102. The Tories set up a fake Labour Manifesto website
103. Boris Johnson lied about our corporation tax rate being the lowest in Europe
104. Boris Johnson lied about building six new hospitals
105. The Tories lied about recruiting 50,000 new nurses
106. The Tories issued their candidates with a smear manual
107. Boris Johnson lied about lying
108. Boris Johnson regened on his promise to be interviewed by Andrew Neil
109. Boris Johnson and The Tories lied about the sentencing of terrorists within hours of the London Bridge attack and after the families of the victims had asked that the deaths of their loved ones not be abused for political gain
110. Boris Johnson lied about his Queen's speech being blocked by Parliament
111. Boris Johnson lied when he claimed Labour want to "disband MI5"
112. Boris Johnson lied when he claimed Labour want to "abandon NATO"
113. Boris Johnson lied about the scale of child poverty
114. The Tories set up a fake Labour candidate website
115. The Tories lied about who was responsible for the rise in homelessness

What about the money?

The Tories have been making wild claims about the costs of other parties' manifestos, while refusing to provide sources or publish costings for their own. Here are a few relevant numbers, for comparison. With sources, of course.

Item	Cost to GDP	Total Cost, 2020 - 2025
Austerity	£117bn	£570bn
Brexit (so far)	2.9%	£366bn
Brexit (after leaving)	2.1% - 5%	£221bn - £528bn
Total	£1,197bn - £1,504bn

Further reading: Boris Johnson's Lies, The Tory Manifesto

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